Why Do Fools Fall in Love?

Part Two

 

 

 

Author’s note:

In part one, we learned that Trixie and Honey have their agency and just finished a big case. Jim’s school will be opening soon, and the Wheelers are having a formal affair in their ballroom to celebrate. Jim and Trixie are being fools in love, hence the title, and Jim is currently dating a gorgeous socialite, Amanda Woodward. So now, let’s see what happens at the party…

 

         “I can’t breathe,” Trixie whispered as she and Honey entered the Wheelers’ ballroom. “This dress is cutting off my circulation.”

          “You don’t need to breathe; just smile.”

          Trixie attempted her brightest smile and tried to forget that the silvery gown was, in her opinion, a size too small. She feared if she exhaled deeply, the seams holding in her ample bosom, quite possibly, might burst.

          “Try and look natural,” Honey hissed. “You look like you’re in pain.”

          “I am in pain! These shoes are killing me.” Trixie glanced down at the silver stiletto heels with their impossibly pointed toes. “These things were surely invented by a man. No woman in her right mind would inflict such torture on herself.”

          “They look great.” Honey faced her friend and squeezed her shoulders. “You look great. You’re going to knock him dead!”

          Trixie self-consciously patted her hair. Roberto had piled her shoulder-length sandy curls on top of her head, making her look elegant, yet sexy. “I’m never going to get all this crap out of my hair. As I left the salon, I think a bug flew in my curls and has met its demise in my upsweep.”

          “Quit complaining,” Honey ordered with a giggle. “You look good, and you know it.” She watched in exasperation as her best friend walked stiffly across the floor. “Loosen up!” Honey whispered. “You look like you have a stick up your butt.”

          Trixie winced miserably. “I feel like I have a stick up my butt. I’m afraid my dress is going to split any minute. I’m just sooo uncomfortable.”

          “Fashion has its price. Now, chin up. Shoulders back. Add a slight sway to your hips. Not too much, though. That’s it. Work it. Own it. Be the shoes.”

          Trixie stuck her tongue out at her honey-haired friend. “This comes easy for you. You’ve been around this stuff since you were in designer diapers.”

          “Be at one with the shoes, grasshopper,” Honey whispered in her best Oriental voice.

          Trixie nervously giggled. “When do I get to ‘wax on, wax off?’”  However, Honey’s teasing commands soon eased her nerves. Although she had attended several similar functions with the Wheelers, she had never felt comfortable at them. At these formal affairs, she secretly felt like a child playing dress up in her mother’s clothes.

          “Much better,” Honey replied softly. “You look elegant.”

          Trixie smiled to herself, wondering if her best friend was psychic. Honey always seemed to know when she needed encouraging. Trixie admitted (only to herself, of course) that she had been pleasantly surprised when she looked in the mirror earlier. She never would have chosen the daring gown if left on her own, but Honey had insisted that it looked perfectly perfect. It was long and form-fitting, with a high slit enabling Trixie to walk easily while showing off her shapely legs to boot.  The gown had faux-diamond encrusted spaghetti straps, and the bodice had several of these rhinestones on it as well.

          Trixie spotted Jim across the room. He was standing with Matthew Wheeler and several of the board members from his school. She unconsciously sighed at the sight of her redheaded friend. Her hands suddenly felt clammy, her throat went dry, and her stomach began reeling.

          “Let’s go over and say hello,” Honey suggested, pulling Trixie in that direction.

          Trixie took as deep a breath as her tight dress would allow, and planted a brilliant smile on her face. This is only Jim, she nervously thought to herself. I’ve known him for ages. Why am I so nervous? Belden, you’re being silly. However, she could not relieve herself of the feeling of desperation that welled up inside her. Her intuition told her that tonight would change the rest of her life.

          Jim looked up and saw Trixie and Honey approaching. After a nod to Honey, he focused on Trixie. A stunned expression covered his handsome face. He flashed his lopsided grin in her direction, totally unaware of the fluttering that grin created in her heart.

          Matthew Wheeler saw the approach of the two ladies, winked at them, and pulled the board members away. Relieved from having to make small talk, Jim made his way to his sister and her best friend.

          “Glad to see you, Sis,” he said, giving Honey a quick hug and a peck on the cheek. “You look lovely, as usual. I’ll have to keep an eye on you and Brian, when he gets here.”

          After pulling away from Honey, Jim faced Trixie. “Wow, Trix,” he murmured, hugging her, as well. “You look fantastic.”

          “Clean up pretty good, don’t I, Frayne?” Trixie whispered in his ear. Jim pulled away, startled by the sensation of having her breath tickle his ear.

          “Thanks for coming tonight,” he said, his voice slightly squeaky. “I’m so glad all the Bob-Whites could be here.”

          “We wouldn’t miss it,” Honey told him, beaming with pride. “Now, where’s everybody else?”

          “Brian, as you know, is on his way from the hospital in White Plains. He should be here shortly. Dan is with Regan over there,” Jim explained, nodding his head in the men’s direction.

          Trixie and Honey looked “there” and saw Dan chatting with his uncle. A willowy blonde stood by Dan’s side, looking very glamorous in her emerald and black evening gown.

          “I assume the gorgeous blonde is Dan’s date for the evening,” Trixie grinned.

          “Well, of course,” Jim laughed. “I must say, he has good taste.” The slender blonde certainly looked lovely.  Trixie bit her lip, Jim’s comment once again making her feel insecure. For the millionth time, she wished she was a few inches taller, several pounds thinner, and had silky tresses instead of her curls.

          “Where are Mart and Di?” Trixie asked, scanning the room for any sight of her almost-twin or his wife.

          “Where do you think Mart is?” Jim teased. “The buffet line.”

          Sure enough, Trixie spotted her middle brother, piling prime rib and all the trimmings on his already overflowing plate. “I should’ve known,” she said with a laugh.

          “Oh, there’s Brian now!” Honey squealed in delight, spying her boyfriend. “I’ll be right back!” She daintily hurried to Brian’s side and was rewarded by a huge hug and kiss from the handsome resident.

          “So, how’re you, Trix?” Jim questioned after Honey had left.

          “Fine. And you?”

          Jim nodded. “I’m good. Are you here alone?”

          “Yeah. Thought I’d fly solo tonight.”

          “I thought there would be hordes of men battling for the honor of escorting you this evening,” Jim teased, tugging “his curl” which hung in the middle of Trixie’s forehead.

          “Well, you know, I did have to beat a few of the more persistent ones off with a stick,” Trixie remarked, her voice dripping with sarcasm. “But I managed to use my car-chase driving skills and escaped them on the way here.”

          “I’m sure you didn’t do any escaping on foot,” Jim commented, glancing down at Trixie’s footwear. “Those heels would make running awfully difficult.”

          Trixie snorted. “You have no idea. These stupid shoes make even walking difficult.”

          “And I suppose running in that dress is totally out of the question,” he said with a chuckle. Trixie missed the admiration in his eyes as he looked at her. “So, I suggest you leave chasing criminals to Dan tonight.”

          Trixie shrugged her shoulders. “I’ll have to. My pistol wouldn’t fit in my purse.”

          Jim once again laughed. It never failed to amaze him how comfortable Trixie made him feel. After spending so much of his time with suits, it was enjoyable to be with a person who could be genuine. He looked at the sandy blonde, her curls rebelling against the hair spray, still managing to look tousled. He had always thought Trixie was beautiful, both inside and out, but tonight, she took his breath away. He nervously swallowed. “Trix, do you want to...”

          “Oh, there you are, Jim,” a cultured, perfectly modulated voice chimed. Jim looked up to see his girlfriend, Amanda, standing there. “I’ve been looking for you for quite some time. Your mother said you were with Matthew and some of the board members from the school.”

          “I was just saying hello to Honey and Trixie,” Jim replied, chastely kissing her cheek. Trixie rolled her eyes and prayed silently that Amanda would be beamed up to Scotty. And there would be a transporter malfunction. And then, they would lose her bio-pattern when the redundant circuits in the pattern buffer shorted out due to a surge in the matter/anti-matter reactor…

          “Well hello, Trixie,” gushed Amanda, interrupting Trixie’s lovely fantasy. “I didn’t see you there. Don’t you look cute tonight!” She plastered a practiced smile on her perfect face.

          Trixie gritted her teeth and unconsciously clenched her fists. She automatically jutted her cheek out, waiting for the ridiculous air kisses for which Amanda was famous. And she wasn’t disappointed. “Thanks, Amanda. And you look lovely, as usual.”

Amanda most certainly did look lovely. Her long blonde hair was twisted in an elegant chignon, accenting her long neck. She was wearing a black dress that Trixie had seen in the latest edition of Vogue at the salon. That dress could only be worn by someone tall and with a perfect figure. Unfortunately, it looked as if it had been made for Amanda.

          “Are you still busy at the agency?” Amanda asked. “I know that takes up so much of your time.”

          Trixie nodded. “Yes, but things are slowing down now that Honey and I wrapped up a big case. We were working with a detective from California tracking down an infamous drug dealer.”

          “Sounds very frightening,” Amanda replied with an exaggerated shiver. “I couldn’t imagine chasing all those criminals. Private investigating is such a dangerous profession. It must be difficult to maintain a relationship in that line of work.”

          Trixie smiled, catching the subtle cattiness. “Not really,” she answered carefully. “Honey and Brian seem to manage it all right. How’s your interior design company doing?”

          “Oh, it’s so busy! I just got a big contract to decorate a senator’s mansion. He’s a close personal friend of Daddy’s. It’s important to have the right connections. The senator mentioned giving Jimmy a big, fat check for his school. Isn’t that wonderful?” She hooked her hand around “Jimmy’s” arm and squeezed it. “There’s nothing more important to me than Jimmy’s school.”

          Trixie resisted the urge to puke at the adoring look Amanda gave Jim. She secretly wondered how Amanda could bat her eyelashes so quickly; especially with all the mascara she had globbed on them. “Yes, Jim’s been dreaming about that school for a long time,” she replied sweetly.

          “That dream never would’ve come true, if it hadn’t been for you, Trix,” Jim told her. “If you hadn’t---”

          “Enough with all this serious talk!” Amanda laughed.

          Trixie closed her eyes and grimaced. If Amanda Woodward had one fatal flaw, it was her laugh. It reminded Trixie of a wounded swan on steroids. She would much rather hear fingernails on a chalkboard than Amanda’s laugh. She wondered how Jim could endure it.

          “You promised you’d dance with me, Jimmy,” Amanda continued, ever-so gently tugging him toward the dance floor.

          “I’ll talk to you later, Trix,” Jim called as he was led across the room.

          Trixie sighed and made her way to Dan and his date. Regan was off to the side, talking to a short, curvaceous beauty with reddish-gold hair. The lady had on a royal blue strapless gown, which she filled out marvelously. Trixie decided to leave Regan alone to work his magic on the lovely woman and chose to bug Dan instead.

          “Hey, Trix!” Dan merrily greeted when she approached. He gave her a huge hug. “Having fun?”

          “Oh, loads,” Trixie answered with a roll of her eyes.

          Dan smiled knowingly. For years, he had known about the feelings Trixie and Jim had for each other. He was confused as to why they hadn’t gotten over their childish issues and become a couple, but he figured it wasn’t his business to intrude. Both Trixie and Jim were incredibly stubborn, neither of them willing to budge, even if it meant being apart.

Instead of interfering and incurring Jim or Trixie’s wrath, Dan watched Jim’s endless parade of Miss America contestants. No matter how attractive each girl was, she never lasted long. Dan knew deep down, those pretty faces could not take his honorable friend’s mind off of his true love.

Of course, Trixie had her own string of “one-hit wonders”, as Mart had christened them. And, as if Trixie didn’t have enough protective males already, Dan made sure each date she had met his approval. He used the interrogation skills he learned as a New York City police officer to learn the name and address of each man, and subjected each to a thorough background check--- unbeknownst to Trixie, of course.

Dan had a plan prepared on the off chance that one of Trixie’s dates would get a little too friendly. Dan’s best informant, a hit guy by the name of Big Louie, was always willing to confidentially handle matters. Dan figured the frisky date would be safer in the hands of a hit man than he would be if Brian or Mart got a hold of him. And, woe to the man if Jim Frayne got his turn!

          Now, Dan smiled sympathetically at the girl who was the sister he’d never had but always wanted. “I’d like to introduce you to my date, Trix,” h said, trying to take Trixie’s mind off of Amanda. He had his arm around the gorgeous blonde and a dashing smile on his handsome face. “This is Kaye. Kaye, this is my friend, Trixie Belden.”

          Kaye smiled charmingly and held out her hand in a greeting. “Nice to meet you, Trixie.”

          “Nice to meet you, as well,” Trixie replied, shaking hands. “Where are you from?”

          Niagara Falls. Dan and I met at Niagara University,” she explained. “I work as a secretary there, and he was attending a law enforcement seminar.”

          Trixie raised her sandy eyebrows. “Was that the lecture you were forced to attend against your will by the higher-ups on the police force, Mangan?”

          Dan grinned sheepishly. “Yep. That’s the one.”

          “Trust Danny to pick up a date while attending a work-related function.” Trixie laughed ruefully.

          “Dan mentioned that you attended the Criminal Justice department of NU,” Kaye replied.

          Trixie nodded. “Yeah, my best friend and I got our degrees from there.”

          “NU has a great Criminal Justice program. What do you do now?” Kaye asked.

          “We have our own detective agency,” Trixie explained.  “We’re just getting started, but we’re hoping to get some more interesting cases soon.”

          “I heard about the big case you just finished,” Dan mentioned. “I also heard that some fancy-schmancy PI from California wants to whisk you across the country for a job.”

          Trixie rolled her eyes. “I’m not going anywhere, Mangan. If I traipsed off to sunny California, who would keep an eye on you?”

I’m not the one always getting into trouble, Belden,” Dan commented, smiling innocently.

Kaye chuckled. “I think now is the perfect time for me to go to the ladies’ room. Congratulations on that case, Trixie. It was nice meeting you.”

          “Nice meeting you too, Kaye.” Trixie watched in amusement as Dan’s eyes followed his date. “Has Daniel Mangan finally met his match?” she teased.

          “Kaye’s great,” he enthusiastically agreed. “Do you like her, Trix?”

          Trixie nodded. “Yeah. She’s very pretty and seems genuinely nice. A definite keeper.”

          Dan sighed and shook his head sadly. “Now, if only I can remove her from the clutches of that politician who’s interested in her. I’m afraid I’ve got some heavy competition on my hands.”

          “Serves you right, Mangan,” Trixie said with a giggle. “I told you that someday you’d have your heart broken.”

          “A broken heart isn’t much fun, is it, Trix?” Dan inquired, his voice suddenly sympathetic.

          Trixie sniffed indignantly. “I don’t know what you mean. My heart has never been broken.”

          Dan smiled and kissed Trixie gently on the forehead. “And if anyone does break your heart, I’ll break his legs.”

          “I can see the New York Post headline now. Decorated Police Officer Arrested on Charges of Brutality.”

          As they were laughing, Regan joined them, accompanied by the lovely lady he had been charming earlier.

          “Hello, Trixie,” Regan greeted with a smile. “I was wondering when you’d get here.”

          “Now, Regan, don’t fib. I can see where your mind was,” Trixie teased. “Who’s your lovely friend?”

          “This is Kathy. She works at a large, well-known company in Florida that has connections with Wheeler Enterprises. I thought I’d show her around while she was in town.” Regan put his arm around the curvy strawberry-blonde and squeezed her shoulders.

          “Nice to meet you, Kathy,” Trixie said.

          “Nice to meet you, too!” Kathy answered, a trace of a Southern accent in her voice. Trixie noticed that Kathy had very unusual eyes. They were amber-colored, but had a dark blue ring around the iris. Trixie decided Kathy was just as beautiful as she was nice. And apparently, Regan agreed with that conclusion.

          “Have you talked to Jim?” Regan asked, missing Dan’s discreet shake of his head.

          Trixie nervously swallowed and nodded her head. “We were talking, but Amanda yanked the chain in his nose towards the dance floor.”

          Kathy, immediately sensing that Trixie did not like Amanda, questioned, “Is Amanda the one with the laugh that sounded like a goose hepped up on something illegal crossed with a rusty chainsaw?”

          Everyone laughed till tears ran down their cheeks. “Yep, that’s Amanda,” Dan chuckled. “But she’s a lot nicer than some of Jim’s past girlfriends.”

          “Don’t know how Jim puts up with that laugh, though,” Regan admitted.

          “I don’t think Jim’s dating her for her laugh,” Dan said. His words popped out before he thought. He nervously looked at Trixie to make sure she wasn’t too upset.

          Trixie rolled her eyes in disgust and caught the wink that Kathy directed at her.

          Kaye returned, looking even lovelier than before, and after more introductions were made, nephew and uncle led their respective dates onto the dance floor. Feeling very alone, Trixie wandered off to the buffet line, and after filling a plate, she sat at a table beside Mart and Di.

          Trixie’s middle brother and his wife were giggling and whispering back and forth. Di was feeding Mart bites of the appetizers from her plate.

“Oh, brother!” Trixie exclaimed. “You two are going to make me lose my appetite if I have to sit here and watch this all evening. You’re as bad as Moms and Dad. If I wanted to be subjected to this kind of torture, I’d go home on a Friday night.”

          “Then sit somewhere else,” Mart retorted, opening his mouth for the grape that Di was holding out to him.

          Trixie smacked him upside the head with her little purse.

          “Ouch!” he exclaimed, rubbing his head. “What’ve you got in there? Your pistol?”

          Trixie shrugged her shoulders. “Nope. Wouldn’t fit. But I did squeeze in my stun gun.”

          “You look absolutely lovely tonight,” Di told her, squeezing her sister-in-law’s hand. “Doesn’t she, Mart?”

          Mart nodded, stealing a bite of prime rib off of Di’s plate. “Yeah, Trix. You look great. Why, as good as you look, I’ll even claim you as my almost-twin.” Mart mercilessly teased his younger sister, but Trixie had no greater protector. “Did you come with anyone special tonight?”

          Trixie tried to look interested in her food. “No, I decided to come by myself.”

          “What happened to that rookie cop you went out with last month?” Di asked curiously. “He seemed nice.”

          “I guess he was nice,” Trixie admitted with a sigh. “But he just wasn’t my type. We only went out once.”

          “Ah, another one-hit wonder,” Mart muttered, unsuccessfully dodging his wife’s elbow in his gut. “What was wrong with this one?”

Trixie popped a bite-sized appetizer in her mouth and shrugged her shoulders. “I don’t know. He was handsome, I guess, and he was a nice guy. But I didn’t like his grin. It was kind of boring. I mean, he just smiled, and that was it. It wasn’t lopsided like…like I like.”

“I’m glad, Trix,” Mart said, swiping one of her appetizers. “I didn’t like him.”

          “You never like any of Trixie’s dates,” giggled Di. “I don’t think anybody will ever be good enough for your baby sister.”

          Mart’s eyes wandered to their redheaded friend across the room. “Oh, I don’t know. I’m sure somebody will come along that will meet my approval.”

          “Approval for what?” Brian Belden questioned, as he and Honey sat down at some empty chairs at the table.

          “Why, approval of a suitor for our fair, flaxen-haired sibling, eldest kinsman,” Mart teased, employing the fancier words for which he was known. Mart’s love for the English language led him to pursue a career in journalism, and now he was a reporter for the Sleepyside Sun. He planned to teach some courses on writing at Jim’s school, as well as help with the after-school agricultural program.

          “Nobody will ever be good enough for Trix,” Brian said, kissing the top of his sister’s curls. “You sure look beautiful tonight, Sis.”

          “Thanks, Bri,” Trixie smiled. “How’s the residency at White Plains going?”

          “Busy, but good,” Brian answered with a grin. “I sure am glad to be home for a weekend, though.” He leaned over and kissed Honey’s cheek. “Honey told me you just finished up a big case.”

          “What kind of case was it?” Di asked. Diana was the assistant curator of the Sleepyside Museum, but she was always curious about what was going on at the Belden-Wheeler Detective Agency.

          “A detective from California contacted us to help him with his case,” Trixie explained. “He followed a drug dealer to this area and wanted some local contacts. We didn’t do much, really.”

          “We must’ve been of some assistance,” Honey corrected, “because Detective Keenan offered us jobs if we ever move to California.” She studied her best friend’s face to gauge her reaction.

          The conversation was halted, however, as Jim and Amanda sat down at the table. “Are you all having a good time?” Jim inquired, playing the part of host.

          “Very nice,” Brian informed him. “The Wheelers sure know how to throw a celebration bash.”

          Jim grinned. “That’s what Mother does best.” He was rewarded with one of Amanda’s goose laughs.

          Trixie bit her lip to keep her groan at bay.

          “Dan’s enjoying himself,” Honey commented, pointing to their handsome dark-headed friend who was dancing closely to his date.

          Di agreed with a giggle. “I’m sure his date is, too.”

          “Let’s join them, Honey,” Brian urged, pulling his lovely girlfriend to her feet. Mart noticed how Trixie’s eyes glanced wistfully at Jim. He whispered something to Di, then stood up.

          “I must needs work off this fine meal. Lovely Amanda, would you be inclined to join me on the dance floor?” He gallantly bowed and offered his hand out to her.

          Amanda nervously smiled, then looked at Jim. “Sure, Mart.” She took the blond man’s hand, and he led her off through the crowd for “just the right” dancing spot, which happened to be across the room, far, far away from Jim and Trixie.

          Once they were gone, Di asked, “Jim, doesn’t Trixie look beautiful tonight?”

          Trixie frowned and made a threatening face at her sister-in-law, but Jim smiled and answered, “Extremely.”

          “Have you danced any this evening, Trixie?” Di innocently questioned.

           Trixie shook her head, wondering what her violet-eyed friend was up to.

          “Jim, why don’t you ask Trixie to dance,” Di suggested, ignoring Trixie’s kick from under the table.

          “I’d be delighted.” Jim stood and held out his hand to the sandy blonde. “Want to dance, Trix?”

          Trixie could only nod, afraid her voice would betray how very much she wanted to be close to him.

          Jim led her to the middle of the floor, and securely held her in his strong arms. Trixie placed a trembling hand on his broad shoulder. She closed her eyes and breathed in the woodsy scent that was distinctly “Jim”. She shivered at the touch of his hand along her bare back.

          “Cold?” Jim murmured, pulling her even closer.

          Trixie nodded again, still not trusting her voice.

          “I’m really glad you came tonight, Trix.”

          “I wouldn’t have missed it for the world,” she replied in a soft voice. “I know how important this is to you, Jim.”

          The redhead smiled and held Trixie close, forgetting everything else but the petite blonde he held in his arms. “I know you and Honey have been busy working on that new case.”

          “We wrapped it up today,” answered Trixie. “We don’t have anything else to work on until a new case comes along.”

          “Honey said that Mr. Keenan was quite impressed with your work. She said he even offered you a job in California,” Jim added.

          Trixie nodded, not sure how to reply.

          “Do you think that’s something you might be interested in?” Jim prodded. He held his breath, feeling as if the fate of his entire world rested in her answer.

          “No, I’m not interested in changing anything in my life right now. I’m happy just being stuck in my rut, running the agency, and solving cases around here.”

          Jim’s heart sank. That wasn’t exactly the answer he had hoped to hear.

She pulled away just enough to look Jim in the eyes. “Why do you ask?” She held her breath, feeling as if the fate of her entire world rested in his answer.

          Jim shrugged nervously. A battle raged between his heart and his head. Do I follow my heart and tell her my entire world would collapse if she left, he wondered, or do I follow my head and say… “I was just worried about what Honey would do if you left the agency,” he matter-of-factly stated.

          “Oh,” Trixie replied quietly. That wasn’t exactly the answer Trixie had hoped to hear.

          Jim and Trixie finished the dance in silence, each of them pondering the other’s words. They stubbornly drew their own conclusions about how the other felt. As the music ended, they slowed parted. Neither wanting to let go. Neither knowing when they would be this close again… 

 

 

 

 

Author’s notes:

Be sure you check out the Bloopers for part two! Hope you enjoy these silly scenes!

An enormous thank you to my ever so lovely editors, Cathy W, Kaye, and Kathy W. You ladies are the best! Thank you for all your help!

‘Wax on, wax off’ was in the “Karate Kid” movie which I watched a bazillion times as a kid. I had a huge crush on Ralph Macchio, and now I can’t even remember how to spell his name! *RME*

Uh gee, did you recognize the lovely ladies who had the enormous privilege of attending the festivities with Sleepyside’s two hottest bachelors? Kaye and Kathy, hope you all had fun! You certainly earned a night out on the town! Hugs to you both! P.S. What did you think of those Bloopers? *wink*

Well, you all finally got to meet Amanda. Don’t you hate her already? J

Another big thank you to Kathy W for helping with the Star Trek lingo. I’m hanging my head in shame as I admit this, but I have never watched an episode of Star Trek in my life. And also, it was the lovely Kathy who gave Amanda her torturous laugh. That was her stroke of genius, and I bow to her greatness!

 

 

 

 

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